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Kung Fu Humor

Here are some oldies but goodies. My buddy Sean Ledig sparked these jokes when we got together this morning to videotape Laojia Erlu for the online school.

How many tai chi masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Ten. One to screw it in and 9 to stand around and say his movements aren't right.

How many wing chun masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Ten. One to screw it in and 9 to complain "that's not the way Yip Man would have done it."

My favorite:

How many zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: A green tree in a quiet forest.

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Sean C. Ledig

I believe in giving credit where it is due. The first joke was from Tai Chi instructor, Harvey Kurland, in the book, "Martial Arts Teachers on Teaching."

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